Ash Ketchum (AU)

Can I hug Ash? Yeah, sure, just don't expect Ash to reciprocate easily unless you're a pokemon or his mother
Can I ruffle his hair? Go ahead. Just mind the hat.
Can I prank/tease him? Sure
Can I kiss him on the cheek? It'll weird him out even more than hugs but yeah sure. Mind you, you'll have to get close enough to do that first.
Can I kiss him on the mouth? He'll freak out completely and back off - Pikachu may try and thunderbolt you - and he'll definitely be angry/disgusted.
Can I punch him/kick him/ get into a fight with him? Go ahead. But his pokemon may try to interfere and some pokemon in particular(Infernape, Sceptile etc) will attack with the attempt to maim/seriously harm. It usually will be Pikachu doing the defending though
Can I kill him?  Please talk to me first
What shouldn't I mention around him: Mentioning anything around him is fine and he's so oblivious that anything relating to sex and romance will go straight over his head, so.
Bodyswap/Magical Voodoo stuff/etc etc:  Not without permission
Threadjacking: Fine if it makes sense within the context of the thread

HOW'S MY DRIVING?

[Who: Ash and Elliot the Gallade 
When: Some time after the events of this. Round about noon, after Ash finishes up training.
What: After the events of the dream, Elliot has a lot of questions. Ash is somewhat reluctant to answer.
Where: A field near a lake
Status: Closed, Complete]

Okay gang, that's enough training for today! Take a break! 

His answer was a jumble pokemon cheers and a snort from Charizard before the three smaller pokemon raced off to play near the lake. Charizard followed after them but not to play - for him, all he wanted was a nice doze under a nice sun spot. Ash watched his pokemon for a few moments before shaking his head with a grin.

Trust Charizard to choose sleep over play. He always thought it was kind of funny that his most fierce and aggressive pokemon was also one of his laziest outside of battle. Though, Ash thought as he picked up the burnt and broken frisbees and small logs he had been using to train his pokemon in their accuracy, Charizard probably had the right idea. Instead of running around and playing with the rest of them, all Ash wanted to do was lie back and rest a little - maybe do a little cloud watching, even if it was still cold and wet outside. The sky was still blue and the sun was warm and there was a dry patch of grass there with his name of it. Mimicking Charizard, he lay down and stared up at the sky, watching the white fluffy clouds float across lazily.

Briefly he thought of Elliot and he wondered if the pokemon was okay. That dream, Ash sighed.